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Discover overlooked fright flicks in new book HIDDEN HORROR

Having covered the onscreen terror essentials with Horror 101: The A-List of Horror Films and Monster Movies, Aaron "Dr. AC" Christensen is back with a brand new compendium of essays from the brightest and bloodiest genre aficionados around the globe.

Published by Kitley’s Krypt, HIDDEN HORROR: A Celebration of 101 Underrated and Overlooked Fright Flicks features insights from 101 informed enthusiasts the world over, each paying tribute to their favorite overlooked creature feature, moldy oldie or trashy treat. Physical copies are now available from Amazon and other retailers, with a Kindle release scheduled for late January.


Contributors include Fangoria’s Tony Timpone and Chris Alexander, Rue Morgue’s Dave Alexander, Monica S. Kuebler and John W. Bowen, HorrorHound’s Kristy Jett, Kenneth Nelson and Nathan Hanneman, Videohound’s Mike Mayo, Twitch’s Dave Canfield, FEARnet’s Lawrence P. Raffel and many more. Cult filmmaker and Blue Underground founder William Lustig (Maniac, Maniac Cop) provides the foreword.

The result is a roster of films as impressive as the bylines, highlighting silent classics such as The Man Who Laughs and The Hands of Orlac alongside foreign horrors like Tombs of the Blind Dead and Tenebrae. Schlocky shockers The Horror of Party Beach and Humanoids from the Deep share space with mind-benders like Possession and The Tenant. With 101 literary love letters to 101 underrated titles, you’ll soon be combing your queues and video shelves to see every last one!

Several of the tome's contributors will be on hand for a book launch party at Spyners Pub in Chicago, IL on January 19 from 3pm - 7pm. In addition to food, drinks, trivia and prizes, physical copies of the book will be available at a discounted price.
For more on HIDDEN HORROR: A Celebration of 101 Underrated and Overlooked Fright Flicks, visit the book on Facebook. Pick up a copy of this essential movie guide on Amazon (US) or Amazon (UK), or request it from your favorite bookseller.


"A Long Overdue Addition to the Horror Pantheon!"
- Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street)

On sale now:




Genre film innovator Charles Band ushers in a new wave of spellbinding contemporary independent horror, cult and exploitation cinema from filmmakers around the globe with newly minted WIZARD Studios imprint.


From the fevered mind of maverick cult movie mogul and FULL MOON FEATURES President Charles Band comes the triumphant return of the brand that first brought oddball shock to your living room: WIZARD Studios!

WIZARD Studios is an evolution of Band's iconic WIZARD Video label, the home video imprint that blazed trails in the early 1980's, bringing the world's weirdest horror, fantasy and exploitation films to audiences everywhere via big box rental and sell-through VHS. WIZARD Video (the successor to Band's landmark Meda Home Video label) not only pioneered many concepts in how we watch films, it introduced young audiences to a cavalcade of exciting, erotic, esoteric and avant-garde international genre films and auteurs with such now celebrated pictures as Lucio Fulci's ZOMBIE, Meir Zarchi's I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, Jess Franco's OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES and A VIRGIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD and Joe D'Amato's MONSTER HUNTER (aka ABSURD). Many of these legendary releases are now highly sought after and WIZARD Video maintains a level of myth among serious film culture collectors.


Now, inspired in part by the unprecedented success of Band's Full Moon Streaming initiative (, WIZARD Video has been reborn, this time as WIZARD Studios, an exciting acquisition program and distribution outfit designed to spotlight rising independent filmmakers and their cutting-edge genre pictures.

Here's how it works:

Filmmakers are invited to submit their feature length, undistributed films to WIZARD Studios and, after an internal screening process from the WIZARD Studios team, a new movie will be selected every week to premiere - with much fanfare, including stills, trailers and other promotional tools - on the WIZARD Studios portal located at FullMoonStreaming.comFilmmakers will then promote their film and share it with cast, crew, friends and family, encouraging them to sign up for a minimum three-month term to (a rate of only $18.00).  As soon as the filmmaker signs up just 50 people, he or she will automatically receive a $2,500.00 advance and WIZARD Studios/FULL MOON FEATURES will additionally distribute the film on DVD and other high profile digital platforms. The filmmaker will then receive an additional 50% of all sales from said product. receive an additional 50% of all sales from said product.


"We're incredibly excited to re-launch Wizard Studios as a portal to spotlight the best in new genre filmmaking talent," said Full Moon Features and Wizard Studios founder and president, Charles Band.


"The spirit of Wizard Video was to always champion films that defied the conventions of the mainstream. We're thrilled to be able to provide an outlet to do this again, working with filmmakers from the ground up to nurture and support their vision." 


Visit for details on how you can be part of the new WIZARD STUDIOS cinema streaming and distribution program!  



Please see the video here at the Wizard Studios page, which features Charles Band himself explaining the concept and reasoning behind this venture! 

Release the Hounds

CDS Premieres New Horror Game Show on MetaCafe and BlackBoxTV Channel on YouTube

Release The Hounds, produced by UK-based Gogglebox Entertainment, features three unsuspecting contestants who enter a forest at dusk in a quest to unlock chests full of prize money. Little do they know that in order to win big, they have to face the scariest challenges ever endured on TV. 


To locate the keys to the chests, contestants must enter a field of crucified scarecrows, descend beneath the floorboards in a deserted cabin, and read bedtime stories in the nursery from hell. But the ultimate challenge for them all is to out-run a pack of hounds, trained to guard the cash. If they manage to escape, the money belongs to them.  And if they don’t, the horror has just begun. . .


Filmed in a remote forest from dusk through the dead of night, Release The Hounds takes the game show concept to a frightening new level.  With Show Host Reggie Yates as their only connection to the outside world, the contestants must progress through each horrific challenge by keeping their wits and working together.   



Jamie MUSTgo to Cleveland Clinic ASAP

Here's a pic of me and the only grandpa left and I, at his 'home' in Goshen IN, obviously taken at Christmas last year. Got some of my drive and determination through his genes as he just keeps getting better and better, in his mid 80's! I hope to tell you the same about me VERY soon, as well.

Above is one of Delightfully Demented Doll's curiosities, an immortalized Black Widow. I'm inspired by them, admittedly...

The Dolls of Despair is an all female horror site I founded. You can find most all of our material on our site,, plus there's ALWAYS stuff going down on our FaceBook Page, plus I was running our Twitter account, @tdollsofdespair, plus tumblr and Pinterest as Splatter Flick Chick, all of which have been neglected greatly the past few months due to my fast deteriorating health. 

I've all but taken a 'leave of absence' due to my Lupus/MS/Parkinson's like symptoms and little seizures my Mom SWORE she kept catching me having the past few days she was here (my lil sis had them until she was 16 for other complicated health reasons; Mom was also a special ed teacher for many years). Since I just spent 48 hours in St. V's hospital here in Indianapolis, and have been to the ER twice over the past few months, and NONE of the docs seems to 'get it', I MUST take charge of my own health and get SOME kind of answers and/or additional diagnosis! 

It's maddening to watch your body slowly stop working right, but once your cognition is negatively affected, it's terrifying. YES, I am scared, but I am the baddest 'bitch' I know, hence I WILL keep believing, and searching and trying EVERYTHING in an attempt to get better than I am right now. I refuse to 'give up'!

HOW? Well, The Cleveland Clinic is THE BEST OPTION I have left to pursue. Imagine me, 20 years ago, with big hair buns on opposite sides of head saying "Cleveland Clinic-Mellen, you're my only hope", paraphrasing THE Princess in the original Star Wars Trilogy, because that IS what I'm hoping. I have to continue to find reasons to live, things to motivate me, 'work' in the indie dark arts, get back to my radio show, WHATEVER, to feel like I'm doing SOMETHING besides laying down and giving up, becoming a fat, poor, self pity filled drug addict. NOPE, not my style.

Here is a link to where I am headed, just have to put all the wheels in motion, with the help of my docs, friends and family to get me admitted, NOT just seen for an appointment. This requires careful planning, cooperation from my medical providers (which is fast becoming a dream, especially give the recent Medicare changes this summer), cooperation from my friends who MIGHT be able to drive and or be my advocate, plus gas, housing for them (should teh clinic not have any available at the time) food, you know the deal. PLUS, I've not the insurance to even come CLOSE to covering what this trip will end up costing me. 

Another photo I 'allowed' to be taken in July, acting all 'model silly', without my cane. I'll learn to accept that damn cane, a SMART DECISION on my part, as it can help my quality of life, but I've obviously a long way to go to full acceptance. 

I've faith I can find the right people to help me make that exact thing happen. I need a FULL MRI on my head and neck and a spinal tap, at a minimum, although, if you reasearch just a tad, the link below, it's quite possible they'll do SO MUCH MORE. PLUS these docs run the hospital, not the other way around AND THEY WANT to work together, all manner of specialists, talking to each other, driven to find the root cause, coming to YOU, not the same old usual song and dance I've been living. Mayo, Cleveland and the like WANT TO HELP you, not simply mask symptoms by further attempting to poison me with Big Pharma toxins. THEY ARE ROOT CAUSE FACILITIES that employ only the BEST OF THE BEST. If I have to take more meds, so be it. I WAS on 15 pills a day at one point, and for various reasons, am down to 5 meds now. I prefer "Jamie's Remedies" to toxic waste 'pills' any day!

This horrible quality lil photo always reminds me of why the Dolls of Despair was created. Without the Dolls, I'd not even be typing this to you right now, as HELPING OTHERS IS what keeps me going everyday. I can't even do that anymore, until I get to Cleveland Clinic, as my health has deteriorated, especially my cognitive functions, so fast in the past 6 weeks, I'm flabbergasted, as is everyone who hears me who hasn't talked to me since


So, we Dolls already have quite a few interested indie artists on board to donate indie art for us Dolls of Despair to 'auction' off to help raise futher money for my fast approaching trip. I HOPE to be on the road by no later than mid-next week, but ANY MONEY, or indie art product, or spreading the word, anything you might want to donate, including your time, sharing a link to this important project, is VERY MUCH APPRECIATED! Claire "Fluff" Llewellyn is donating all proceeds from her first Chicago based, indie short film festival, the Short Bus to Insanity Film Festival! Here's a link, below, to the last Dolls Radio show Fluff was on, talking all about her festival, just recently.

Now for a scary pic of me less than 48 hours after my first brain surgery, last year, in May of 2012. NOT sexy, VERY disturbing, but you get a feel for what I've been through since no longer being able to work in mid '09. I had my second brain surgery done on the LEFT side in September last year, right after I interviewed Lance Hanriksen at HHW in Indy!

Please contact Delightfully Demented Doll, Debi Ann, on Facebook, or follow her FB pages, and the Dolls FB page, for consistent updates on the Dolls and me. LOTS of creepy stuff visual art pg --> Debi's FB pg.

Debi is auctioning off a few of her KILLER Dead Creepy Dolls to help raise funds. Just hit one of her pages, or the Dolls FB Page to see the deets, the pics of the dolls she picked to auction to help raise money to get me to Cleveland OH. Here's a few pics of a few of the dolls that I just ADORE! These pictures may not be what she chooses to auction, but you at least should get a lil' idea of what types of dark dolls she's been making, like mad, the past few months!

Here's a link to one of the many vlog entries I did after one of the two brain aneurism surgeries (open craniotomy, the whole enchilada, 7.5 hours right side in May, 4.5 hours on the left side of my skull 3 months later, in 9/12). I've now had "officially" 14 surgeries since I was 25. I'm sick :(

Convention and Film Festival coverage is key to meeting new people in the biz and building relationships with those we already know. The Dolls will expand their coverage of such events, filming video interviews with guest stars and attendees, scheduling interviews for Dolls Radio on theFearCast Network, and any other tasks that help support and market those working in the independent horror genre, whether I am around or not, once well trained by me ;) It's what I've found and am best at being as sick as I am, but I can't go ANYWHERE, can't even drive my own damn truck, right now. SO, if you haven't met me yet, and want to partner with the Dolls (and you should want to, I've great references; just check out my REAL NAME Linked-In page:;trk=nav_responsive_tab_profile) and read the recommendations I amassed after sending out only one mass mailing asking for them, from those I've worked with, at that time, so I think it was early Spring or so...

WISH I had remembered to ask these fine people (one of which is Dolls Zombella Gorejena) to include me a photo from this fun night, earlier this summer! I've so many great friends! Identify yourselves (those in the above pic) as I'm learning all this the hardest way possibleI! I'll be sure to keep adding pics, as I get permission, and TONS of updates, to keep ya'll coming back to see what's new!

The Dolls of Despair are growing, and we've helped many market their products to fans of indie horror and dark art. I foresee plenty more networking and business partnerships being built, better live coverage of horror conventions and film festivals to be done by more than just me, and continued popularity of the Dolls site and Dolls Radio; all attainable goals, with your help and my determination.

Lastly, I've found the Dolls of Despair and ideal platform for female fans of horror to have a voice. We work in the genre, we make dark art, we have purchasing power, and we will continue to build our following. We are the voice of gals who love dark art/horror. The Dolls aspire to be one of the more influential woman owned and operated, indie horror sites, providing you with PR, articles, reviews, and our most popular feature, the Delicious Dude of the Week, featuring HOT GUYS in horror! The opening photo is one of Raz and I; he's one of our more recent, lesser known indie horror hotties.

The Dolls appreciate all your support to help me get well in order for us to continue our exponential growth cycles. We know how difficult is to just get by day-to-day in this world; honestly, as most cannot even pay their own bills, let alone read yet ANOTHER campaign begging for money. I know those of you who see this campaign, have worked with us, are scheduled to, or ARE already, or simply enjoy what we Dolls do, will at the very least share it around! You know, support also consists of following the Dolls social networking sites, reading our posts, sharing our work, partnering with us for Features, hiring us for Press or Marketing services, there are so many examples of how you help us help YOU!

I just need to get better, and all I've been doing, since May '09, is continue to get sicker and sicker. If you can throw my campaign a few bucks, AWESOME, or maybe you'll share our campaign or talk to someone about it, it's all goodness. Please help us continue to spread the love we Dolls continuously give the indie, dark art community by helping me gather as much $$ as possible to rent, and keep gassed up, from Indianapolis, IN to Cleveland, OH ('bout 5.5 hour trip, one way) a comfortable SUV (my body pain is bouncing around in the 7-10 pain scale and I DO NOT make long trips anymore unless I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE, as they 'tear me up', and once I reach my destination, I'm already all used up and in a wicked pain flare. I have to pay a driver and pay a damn good advocate, since it's hard to understand what I try to say. WIthout an advocate, I've been mistreated every single time I've been taken to ANY ER alone, and the last 3 times I've been admitted (even with my own mother there, as much as she could be)! 

So much has occurred recently, I could write a book to include the true horrors of medicine and doctors including the horrors patients like myself are forced to go through. Suffice it to say, I am having an extremely difficult time right now, and I need to go from the “deconstruction of Jamie” to the rebuilding of Jamie! NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE!

MUCH LOVE TO ALL THE DOLLS OF DESPAIR FOLLWERS, my friends and family, anyone who reads this and shares it, or can donate! Please tell your friends to share this. PLEASE help me at least get better than I am now, as it's abundantly clear, even to some of specialists as of today, why I cannot get good care ANYWHERE in Indy. I'm a mystery case from hell, given the constellation of symptoms, and a new one showed today that has some friends and family screaming Lupus! This nasty red, blistery rash on my precious left breast:( Can't ANY part of me escape my fast failing health, due to 'who knows what'? FINALLY, in closing, I cannot thank ALL OF YOU enough for all you've done, may do, or for simply reading this, for all of you and all that you do DOES matter...


CRAWL or DIE (CRAWL BITCH CRAWL) Theatrical Screening!

Nicole Alonso and Oklahoma Ward want to invite YOU and GUESTS to attend A ONE NIGHT ONLY FREE EVENT of the:

WHAT: Domestic Title: CRAWL OR DIE International Title: CRAWL BITCH CRAWL Theatrical Screening

WHEN: October 24, 2013 at 8:00pm PDT

WHERE: Arclight Hollywood 6360 W Sunset Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90028

COST: Free

SEATING IS LIMITED! Sign up fast - seats will go quickly. You can reserve your seat now by clicking the button below:


(Or you can visit YOUTUBE)

PARKING: There is an ample parking structure attached to the theater off of Ivar Ave (If you are headed east on Sunset Blvd., you'll make a right onto Ivar Ave (pass Tower Records) - the parking structure will be on your left). If you park in this structure, your parking will be validated and cost $4.00. Otherwise, there is metered street parking available.

DETAILS: This is a one night only, special screening event for the claustrophobic indie horror/thriller film CRAWL OR DIE (Internationally titled CRAWL BITCH CRAWL).

This event is open to critics and fans alike to join us and celebrate the first theatrical screening of the film.

The film will begin promptly at 8:00pm PDT with a brief introduction by Director Oklahoma Ward and Actor Nicole Alonso. Following the screening - there will be a 30 minute Q&A with Writer/Director Oklahoma Ward and Lead Actor Nicole Alonso.

SWAG: For a $20.00 donation - you can get a LIMITED EDITION poster after the screening signed by the Writer/Director Oklahoma Ward and Lead Actor Nicole Alonso. Cash only(No change will be available)!

Visit for more information

Arclight Cinema Hollywood
6360 Sunset Boulevard
Los AngelesCA 90028
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Trancers: City of Lost Angels

 September 6th, 2013... 

exclusively on


Trancers: City of Lost Angels

Synopsis: Jack Deth, the super cop from the future, has put away three centuries worth of time traveling criminals.  But Deth's most dangerous collar, the ultraviolent assassin Edlin Shock, has escaped from her maximum security holding cell and won't rest until she's exacted revenge.  Meanwhile, Deth is trying to make a life for himself as a private eye in 1988 Los Angeles with his hot-blooded girlfriend Lena (played by Academy Award winning actress Helen Hunt).  Relationship troubles are just the beginning of Deth's problems when he learns that Edlin Shock has followed him back in time.  Aided by his former police chief McNulty, whose consciousness is inhabiting the body of a 13-year-old girl, Jack Deth will have to use his wits, as well as his fists, to save the past, present, and future!

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Horror/Sci-fi Film "CRAWL BITCH CRAWL" Releases Official Trailer and is acquired by Sales Representatives VMI Worldwide.

Gritty, claustrophobic Independent Horror/Sci-fi film 'CRAWL BITCH CRAWL' directed by Oklahoma Ward releases OFFICIAL TRAILER!


Synopsis:  An elite security team assigned the task of protecting the last known woman who can become pregnant, find themselves caught in an endless claustrophobic underground tunnel system. The team soon learns - the real horror is not the unstoppable creature chasing them, but the ever growing smaller tunnel itself. The will to live for each member of the team gets challenged with the obstacle of a fourteen inch two thousand foot tunnel.

What horror fans are saying about CRAWL BITCH CRAWL...

"...Get through this horror tunnel..."
-Bloody Disgusting (Mr Disgusting)

"...A Fist-Clenching, Breath-Holding, Claustrophobic Thrill-Ride..."
-Yell! Magazine (Joanna Jaguar)

"Going to the counter and ordering a ticket to this film should be fun!"
-Horror Smorgasbord (Slowdeath77)

"...Breakout Actress Nicole Alonso...kicks some serious ass..."
-Yell Magazine (Joanna Jaguar)

For More Press Quotes, visit the PRESS PAGE at our official

Click the image below to watch the Official Trailer
or visit YouTube ...and get your BITCH on.



Pre-orders launch for Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th Extensive documentary to be released on August 27th

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Panic Productions and Hutson Ranch Media have launched pre-orders for Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th on its official website. The documentary, inspired by Peter M. Bracke’s bestselling book of the same name, promises to be the definitive retrospective on the long-running Friday the 13th franchise.

The three-disc Blu-ray/DVD combo pack showcases the extensive feature, which runs approximately 420 minutes. When purchased through the website, buyers will also receive a bonus DVD with nearly 4 hours of extended interview material. The film will be officially released on August 27, 2013 via 1428 Films with a list price of $29.95.

Corey Feldman (star of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter) narrates Crystal Lake Memories, which features interviews with approximately 150 cast and crew members from all twelve Friday the 13th films and the syndicated television series, many of whom have never before appeared in on-camera interviews. Interview subjects include Kane Hodder, Robert Englund, Tom Savini, Danielle Panabaker, Sean S. Cunningham, Derek Mears, Betsy Palmer, Wes Craven, Robert Shaye, Alice Cooper and many more. A full list of the cast can be found here.

Crystal Lake Memories is written and directed by Daniel Farrands and produced by Thommy Hutson, who previously teamed up for the award-winning Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy. "As lifelong fans, we couldn't let 2013 pass us by without giving Jason his due," explains Farrands. "I hope that Crystal Lake Memories will serve as a befitting tribute to one of this generation's most iconic bogeymen."

"We're thrilled that we are able to bring all the incredible stories from the cast and crew to life, showcasing why the Friday the 13th franchise is still going strong decades later," adds Hutson. "It's a testament to the blood, sweat and tears that went into making summer camp, and eventually a hockey mask, both terrifying and fun."

In the 33 years since the original Friday the 13th premiered in May of 1980, the slasher franchise has grown to include twelve feature films, a television series, novels, comic books, merchandise and memorabilia. In addition to staggering box office success, the films turned Jason Voorhees and his signature hockey mask into a pop culture icon. Now fans can get an in-depth look that spans the entire history from those involved.

Pre-order Crystal Lake Memories: The Complete History of Friday the 13th now at


Monster's Monthly Movie Madness: Mama


 What's up guys! This will be a new article posted once a moth letting you know my pick for the best film I saw the previous month. This past month I saw several films, of which most were absolute crap, but there were a few gems in the pile. My top pic for the month of June is Andrés Muschietti's Mama. This is his full length directorial debut, and is based on a short film he wrote of the same title. Here is the IMDB synopses:
 The senior partner of an investment brokerage Jeffrey has a breakdown and kills his two associates and his wife. Then he takes his three-year old daughter Victoria and the one-year old daughter Lilly and drives his car through a winding snowing road. He has a car accident and fall off a cliff, but he brings his daughters to an abandoned and isolated cabin to kill them, but the children are saved by a creepy ghostly creature. Five years later, Jeffrey's brother Lucas finds the children that were raised without social relationship and claim that they have been raised by Mama. Lucas disputes the custody with the children's grandmother but Dr. Dreyfuss, who is studying the girls, selects Lucas to take care of the children. Lucas lives with his girlfriend Annabel, who plays in a rock'n'roll band, and Victoria and Lilly moves to their house. Soon Lucas and Annabel find that the girls were not delusional and they are not alone in the house.
 The film stars Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones) as both the kids father and twin, Uncle Lucas, and Jessica Chastain (Maya in Zero Dark Thirty) as Annabel, Lucas' girlfriend.
 Despite an obvious (yet really creepy) CGI ghost, I thought the story was amazing, and quite refreshing. The kids were not annoying as they can be in a horror film, and there wasn't an over use of unnecessary noises or triggers to tell you something is about to happen like most ghost stories. Nothing felt like it was rushed, and the timing was great. Really my only complaint, just because there has to be one, is the ghost. It was quite a bit cartoony. Although the motions and creep factor were very high, I wasn't always convinced. Otherwise the was a beautifully done film, and kudos to the Writer/Director Andrés Muschietti for such a brilliant film on his debut outing. Although they plaster Guillermo Del Toro's name all over the film, and trailer, and poster, he was only the Executive Producer, so I give all credit where credit is due. Poster and trailer below!